holly st in super-drive...

so last night I was at the 3b doing kareoke with amanda, thadeous, and jeremy. I didn't have very much to drink but I was borderline drunk- you know, really buzzed. But I put it all into dancing-man, I was THE shiznit! Amanda and I did the hokey pokey and we rocked it! Well, amanda goes to the bathroom and suddenly jeremy is telling me that he can get me a taxi! And I'm like what?! But I follow him becuase I'm so confused. And I'm telling him I can just walk home, i'm fine. And he's telling me its my stocking stuffer or something. Suddenly I find myself in this taxi rushing down holly st faster than I have in a long time. And the wierd thing is, when I walked to the 3b earlier, I saw all these things and on the way back, I feel like I saw them all in reverse. And I swear I saw Tye & Jen holding hands or something. Anyway I was in total confusion when I got to my house. Why on earth did jeremy suddenly send me off. I thought maybe it was becuase they had big plans latter that they didn't think I would want to do or something. I did tell them I was feeling sick, but at that point I was being very mouthy and I think my sickness was due in part to all my crazy dancing. But maybe in jeremy's state he suddenly decided I was sick enough for him to spend $7 to send me home. I'm so confused. But for what its worth, thanks jeremy.

naked

I wonder how the world would be different if the only reason you wore clothes was for protection and warmth and not for style or covering.

and one more thing!

I am about to emabark on a new and fasinating journey. My life is about to change. If you want to know it might bore you but i'll tell anyone who wants to know.

As, of this moment I am probably insane, but as soon as I finish this paper on world hunger and finish these evaluations, I think you should take the time to get to know me.

If you have any preconceptions in your head about who I am they might very well be wrong. You don't know shit about me, if you want to get to know me I would love to get to know you. I will love you and give you back rubs, I will go on long walks with you, I will give you uncomfortable heart melting long hugs. I am very sensitive so you can probably use that to your advantage. So leave me a message and maybe we can go get coffee.

okay?
-Jessa

p.s.
I love you, please excuse my dust

advent

Jessa grew up somewhere in this God-blessed nation of ours. She is a nice girl. I just saw her the other day in fact. What a woman she is, she's amazing! When she was little she never drew on the geography maps with too dark of a color-no, she did the adequate shading and only darkened the edges. And she did very well in book-it I might add. What a beautiful young lady that Jessa. And math, she did math very quickly. Her handwriting really reflects her beauty in the lord. She was very disciplined too. She is very well versed in conservative politics, and Dr. laura and Phil and Michael Reagan and Limbaugh and the guitar and Piano. She is the worship leader in her youth group. All the boys think she's a lucky ketch. She has lots of boyfriends. They sit and eat hot dogs together and tear apart fine woven cloth with there teeth. Jessa was always very tan and liked by the woman of the church, she never had mayonnaise legs. They knew she would make a good wife someday that jessa. Jessa shaves her legs too and her arm pits. She makes them nice and smooth. You never know when you might meet a christian boy underwater in a pool! She is a well balanced young woman who is in the world and not of it! She never gives into the temptation of greed and materialism when she is at the fucking mall three times a week. She eats meat because it makes her smell like shit so she has to go buy perfume from the christian boy who sells perfume in coffee shops to spray over meat smelling asses. She knows that the 40,000 children who die of starvation a day, every two seconds, have died because they have not heard the gospel and they are actually cults who don't do anything to the rats eating up all their grain- those cultish vegetarians. Jessa lives alone with her cat (who eats more meat than the average family in Costa Rica who raise her beef) in her white walled apartment. She drives a toyota because they are "breaking new ground every day!". She wants to make sure there are enough fucked up jobs for everyone in america. So that everyone can experience working 39 hours a week so they're big fat corporate boss doesn't have to provide them with "health care", so that everyone can experience what its like to work and work and work to produce machinery for the rest of your life as you breath toxic fumes, and run out of fossil fuels, so that everyone can experience the beauty of the system AND BECOME COMPLETELY FUCKED UP AND BELIEVE EVERY LIE YOU HEAR.

And her legs are very soft.
Just like little girls legs are, Like the soft legs of the 40000 children who day everyday. If she shows to much of her soft legs she will make her christian brothers stumble, because they want to lick her little girl legs.